October27
Shortly after taking family pictures 2 weeks ago, we stopped off the side of the road on the way home because Noah begged and pleaded with Juli and I to let him climb on some huge boulders on the side of the mountain.

(we should have named him Billy and called him Billy the mountain goat!)
It was cold but we decided to let him out and climb around for a few minutes. As I watched him climb I was reminded of a photography meetup that was going to occur the following weekend in a place called Goblin Valley. The group would be going down on Saturday for a day trip. Well I got the brilliant idea to go down the night before with Noah, climb around the hoodoos and have some fun before the snow comes.
Fastforward one week and the day has come to take off for Goblin Valley. Being the mean dad that I am, I was only planning on taking Noah and have a guys only camping trip. Well once Hailey saw us packing and Noah let it slip that we were going camping she was so excited and basically said, “I can’t wait to go camping with you guys!” My heart melted and Juli gave me those eyes like, “You better not EVEN think about leaving your daughter behind!” I was up for it but we had 2 problems. One, Noah and I have traditionally slept in the back of the Durango on these short trips. It’s easier and more comfortable. Where would we fit Hailey? Two, Noah had to be ok with it and he was so excited for me and him to go camping. After all we missed the Fathers and Sons trip because of moving into our new house. I spoke with Noah and of course he said no. I returned the eyes to Juli that said, “Well I tried, what else can I do?” Juli was having none of it and took Noah downstairs to “talk” to him. Whether her hand talked to his behind or her mouth talked to his face, I don’t know. All I know is that Noah comes bounding up the stairs, approaches Hailey and says, “Hailey you can come with us camping!” Hailey was like, “Duh! of course I’m coming!” and the 2 of them bounded off to see what needed to be packed and loaded. Truth be told, I was glad that Hailey was coming. Traditionally, Noah gets bored with his old man on these things and wants to turn around right after getting there. This time that was not an option as the trip to Goblin Valley was going to take about 4 hours one way.
Right before leaving, I called the reservation place and asked about camping spots. The lady on the phone says that all the spots have been reserved except the walkup spots. I immediately felt this uneasy feeling in my stomach but what was done was done. Now both Noah and Hailey knew about the trip and there was no backing out. So we made our way down.
Once we got there and pulled up to the park entrance, I asked the ranger about walkup camp spots. He gently laughed and informed me that there were no spots and there hadn’t been for weeks. They were running an 1/2 marathon the next day and the whole place had been booked for months! Nothing like getting that news after driving in the car with kids hyped up on soda, skittles and cheetos for the past 4 hours. Hey, don’t judge me! In fact the whole experience has me thinking I have PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder). I still wake up at night yelling, “Keep you hands to yourself!”
This brings me to a point in which I wish to digress from the story a bit. It’s my story so deal with it. I have vivid memories of camping with my family, specifically with my Dad. I remember lying in the back of that old Toyota pickup at fathers and sons talking with Dad or heading down to Rocky Point to camp on the beach. I remember having so much fun and being carefree and eating tons of junk food and generally having a blast. Well now I know why that was. If you weren’t aware, camping is hard. You get all dirty, there are no showers or toilets. You sleep on the ground, it is often cold or hot depending on where you go. This means no A/C or heat. There are bugs, germs and all sorts of things that can get into your food, water, and body orifices. And heaven’s-to-betsy we haven’t even talked about bears and skunks! None of this matters though as a kid because well Dad took care of everything. As a kid I didn’t have a worry in the world. If I needed something cleaned, he was there. If I started breaking down crying after mile 31 on our 50 mile hike up and down Mt. Baldy, he was there. (Dislaimer: That never happened. Please notice the IF that precedes that sentence.) When I was hungry, food magically appeared. Camping was great! Well being the Dad on the camping trip is a whole different story and experience. Now please don’t assume that I mean that in a negative way. Nothing could be further from the truth. Watching my son with his first pocket knife carving on a stick or cooking hotdogs over the campfire is so much fun. It makes the work worth it!
Anyways, back to my story. We get there and there are no camping spots. I asked the ranger if there was anything else around and he directed us to BLM land that he said we could camp on. So we set off on an adventure to find a place to camp. We didn’t have to go far when we finally found a spot nestled up against the side of this humongous butte. And no Mindy, that is butte as in a geologic formation, not butt as in the body part. Sheesh! See what I have to work with?!

(our campsite)

(view from our camp as sun was setting)
We were quite literally in the middle of nowhere. I told Juli that if I ever needed to dump a body, I now know where to go. We found a spot and started setting up camp. Generally speaking I don’t like camping in the desert. Once Noah fell into a cactus and I was picking needles out of his butt all night long. Yes Mindy I am now referencing the body part and not the geologic formation. Please try to keep up!
This however was different because Goblin Valley is filled with Hoodoos, and come to find out, Goblin Valley is a free for all hoodoo climbing paradise. After setting up camp we went about exploring the area. right off the bat, Noah is dangling precariously from a ledge yelling, “I am king of the world!”. I could barely keep up with those 2. They were going this way and that way, exploring all over the place.

(Billy the mountain goat!)


At one point Noah said, “Dad, come here!” I walk over and he points to an animal track in the sand. He promptly declares that this is a wolf track and that we need to watch out. I gave out a wolf howl and both of them looked at me like I was crazy! “Really dad? You are going to call the wolves to us?!” Well, their little kid imaginations worked themselves up and we hightailed it back to camp to start a fire and cook dinner.
Without fail and around 7:30 both of them say, “Ok the sun has gone down. Time for bed!” I tried to put them off but nope, they wanted to go to bed. So we got in the car, ALL 3 OF US, and climbed under the covers. It was cramped but I figured that the more bodies, the warmer we would be. We all slept pretty good but apparently Noah got really hot (he was between Hailey and me) and decided he didn’t need covers anymore! Hailey kept waking up asking if there were any more blankets. So I stayed up most of the night trying to keep them warm. According to the ranger it only got down to 31 degrees that night so it wasn’t too bad.


The next morning we woke up and had some breakfast. Hailey promptly had a bathroom accident (no fault of her own) and we cleaned up and decided to go hiking again. This time we made our way back to Goblin Valley proper and paid entrance into the park to climb around.
This place was surreal.



We all loaded up on water and took off. This place would be the ultimate capture the flag field. It was massive and had all these boulders and hoodoos you could climb on. We were in there for an hour before Hailey twisted her ankle. The bad one. She couldn’t walk anymore and so I loaded her up on my back and hiked a mile back to our car. It was all fine and dandy though, Noah wasn’t quite ready to go but he said the kindest thing. He said, “Dad I really want to stay but Hailey is more important than climbing around.” With that we packed it out and headed home. Here are some pictures of us in the park.






Overall we had a great time! And the tell-tell sign that the kids had a good time? Here is the proof:


(notice the death grip on the soda!)